Not Me! Monday

Hello everyone! It's Monday and that is my chance to deny several things that most definitely did NOT happen this week... This is a blog carnival started by MckMama at MyCharmingKids.net So after you read this post - head over there and see what hundreds of other people have NOT done this week.

I do NOT want to admit this, but this is a pretty light week for us... So I will NOT keep this brief...

I am NOT spending my first true day of summer vacation cleaning my house. I do NOT put off my spring cleaning until summer... My parents are NOT coming in 2 weeks and I do NOT want the house in pristine condition for their visit. This does NOT involve painting way too many walls... I do NOT know why I insist on doing stupid things like vacuum under my bed just because my parents are visiting. I would be seriously surprised if my mom looked under there... So why do I obsess about weird things like that??

We are NOT on computer number THREE in less than three weeks. Thank God for the two spare computers we HAD - they are no longer spare. I am NOT putting off taking the "real" computer to the computer guy because I know it is hopeless. But I do want to get my pictures. As an avid scrapbooker - I am NOT seriously bummed that all my pictures from 2009 are gone!!

I did NOT spend over an hour on Saturday getting about 20 listings ready for Ebay. Only to have that computer die on us!! I am NOT afraid to do all that work again... What if this computer dies? I did NOT go to Goodwill this morning and find some great shoes to resell. One should go for about $100!! However, it does NOT have a flaw on the heel that I might need to fix before I sell...

Oh and this is NOT how we fix computers in our household. I know what you are thinking... no wonder we are on computer number 3...

I did NOT buy an expensive bed for my child only to have him sleep on the floor night after night. Think how much room I would save if I could get rid of his bed... See Zachy sleeping on the floor?
I do NOT get a kick out of how Ryan sleeps - with his feet propped up...

Or hanging over the bottom of the bed.

Oh, and my kids ALWAYS wear pajamas to bed. I do NOT let them sleep in the t-shirt they wore that day. What kind of parent do you think I am? Don't answer... I also do NOT have Ryan in "princess pants" because they were on sale super cheap.

I am NOT praying that tomorrow's visit to the neurologist will result in some ADD/ADHD meds! I mean what parent begs for drugs for their children? Certainly NOT me!

I did NOT find a rat's nest in my new classroom for next year. I did NOT refuse to move my stuff until I know for certain that this "class pet" has been relocated. And speaking of next year, I am NOT super psyched about my schedule. I will be teaching 6th and 7th grade reading/language arts. It is going to rock!! I mean it's NOT going to rock.

See? Mild week... I will NOT start collecting things to add to next week's list!

Love,

Kristin